A while back I was nervous about having a job interview as a graphic designer. I tend to talk REALLY fast and slur my words even more than usual when I'm nervous. Dave sent this to me the day before the interview! I thought it was hilarious!
That's EXACTLY how you should talk at your intervew
friday!
--JO's Interview--
"Hi, I'm Wendey Nealson, how are you "
JO: "HI.................."
"Well first let me tell you a little about the
project we have for you, We're looking for a--
JO: "I............"
"excuse me?"
JO: "...................."
"well, anyway, We basicly need some art to make our
website look a little more--
JO: "am........................."
"I'm sorry? did you say "am?"... am what?"
JO: "........................"
"OK then...what I was saying was, We need out web page
to have a little more color, some nice graphics and a
professional looking logo, do you think that you
could--
JO: "fine........"
"fine what? you mean you can do it? are you feeling
OK? maybe we should re-schedule, how about tuesday-
JO: "How......."
"How what? is tuesday not good? I think we could
probably get you in-
JO: "are......................."
"OK, Ms.Hall, this is getting strange...why are you
doing this, you dont make any sense! Why do you keep
blurting out random words! Its really stupid! and you
know what else is stupid--
JO: "you?............."
"Ms.Hall it was nice meeting you,we'll hold on to your
resume for 30 days, good day madam."

Vanish!